Title: It Wasn't Pride You Swallowed
Author: morphinelovexx
Pairing/Characters: Wilhelm Wicki/Donny Donowitz (YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT)
Rating: R for a blow job and abuse of German
Word count: 439 short and sweet
Summary: When they'd kissed, Wicki attacked Donny's mouth like he was starving, pushing and shoving him until they were exactly where Wicki wanted.
Disclaimer: I don't own a fucking thing and it kills me inside to admit it every time.
Notes: If I knew what inspired this, I'd lock it in a cage and use it like a cheap third world hooker. Oh, don't give me that look, this is Tarantino, I can use colorful metaphors. I'll place the blame on the shoulders of the IKs and the Chat, and thank napalmiris for the amazing beta job she did on this. I owe her my soul and my testicles, which she'll take as soon as she stops pointing her walther at them. By the by, I used Google translations for the little German I have in here, so for the love of God please don't hurt me for what I'm sure is a piss poor translation.


( Sorry Eli, still no topsies. )

Title: Yellow Sun
Author: morphinelovexx
Pairing/Characters: Aldo Raine/Donny Donowitz
Rating: R for teasing and language
Word count: 674
Summary: You're makin' me hungry.
Disclaimer: I don't own IB, Aldo, Donny, the Raconteurs, or even my own imagination anymore. For the love of GOD don't sue me.
Notes: I....I don't even fucking know. Just, enjoy it.

( But what's really funny is it's not sunny anymore )

 

Title: Dress it Up With the Trappings of Love
Author:
Pairing/Characters: Bones/Chekov
Rating: Hard R in places, PG in others
Fandom: Star Trek: XI
Word count: 1,790
Summary: A 50sentences project brought to you by the Goo Goo Dolls, Pepsi, and Mme. X's Godawful amazing imagination.
Disclaimer: Stop reminding me that I didn't have anything to do with the creation of this wonderful franchise. I also don't own the Goo Goo Dolls, Pepsi, or Mme. X's Godawful amazing imagination.
Notes: napalmiris is currently holding me hostage in her basement, and demanded I write her something, so I opted for the simplest rout and do 50sentences. Yeah, I get cocky. -sniffles- Rightfully so in this case, I do believe. Let me know what you think, yeah? The title is from, as you probably guessed, a Goo Goo Dolls song called 'I'll Be'. Also, I don't write Pavel's accent unless it serves me. Which means he says 'inwented' somewhere in here.

( I'll hang from your lips instead of the gallows )

I have got to be the most horrible person on the face of the planet, writing R-rated fic for this movie. Please, kill me. Kill me now. I'm going to hell anyway, just do it.



Title: The Truth in Lighters and Liars
Fandom: The Locusts
Pairing: Clay Hewitt/Joseph "Flyboy" Potts
Word Count: 864
Disclaimer: I don't even wish I owned this movie, it's awful. I love it, but Jesus man. I also don't own Jeremy Davies or Vince Vaughn, but you'd know if I did. Promise. The ending would've been better, dammit! -weeps-
Rating: R
Warnings: Hard core fluff, a bit of agnst, and me being romantic-which deserves it's own warning in and of itself.
Author's Notes: So this is what I do when I'm in Creative Writing class. :D Yesterday I finished my work for the quarter, so I just have to show up in class and basically sit on my hands right now. In lieu of doing something, I dunno, PRODUCTIVE for another class, I decided to write Locusts slash! I'm...an awful, awful person. Anyway, it literally doesn't exist anywhere else, not even a fic, the closest I came to it was a drabble done by morlockiness</lj>  (it's awesome even if it isn't slash, you should totally read it). This is unbetaed, but I believe I'm good. Either way, enjoy the show.

 

( Clay lit a cigarette and looked down at Flyboy... )