Okay children, gather round, gather round. It's time for another holier than thou, long ass, basically useless rant with a dash of actual information. You know, the ones I do every decade or so to let you guys who don't give a shit know what's going on in my life? Yeah, those are the ones.

My reasons for being overmedicated:

Comm pimp because someone might care, more of WBICTY because it hasn't been said enough, my backassward school (yet the adorableness of my English teacher), the urge to pack my shit, my most recent obsessions in cinema and why they're vital, my want to be Darlton when I grow up, and a not-so-brief catch up post of running commentaries on the season of LOST so far.

I think I can solve a problem here. Just hear me out on this one.